Wednesday, July 9, 2008

How to Mock Your Children

Scene: Family in the car, pulling into the driveway. A rabbit runs across driveway, up the side of the drive, then darts into the woods.

I turn to Supergirl and ask if she saw the bunny. She says no. I think to myself, "Of course you didn't, you're blind as a fucking bat." (She literally *never* sees wildlife or anything like that.)

Rock says, "You couldn't hear a dump truck in a nitroglycerin plant!"

2 comments:

Pickles & Dimes said...

HAHAHAHHAA. Awesome.

Shelly said...

Shauna - Thank you! I was worried no one would get the quote. Honest to God, I laughed until I cried. We quote that movie YEAR ROUND.