Subtitled: Reasons My Friday Morning Has Sucked.
Things you should not say to a co-worker:
"Oh, I'm sorry. Perhaps you misunderstood. I meant RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING NOW."
Things you should not say to a customer:
"Why yes, I am here to take your abuse. Please continue to be rude and abrasive."
"Actually, I DON'T give much of a shit about your problem. It sucks that you have a problem, but your attitude and rude behavior precludes me from really caring."
Thank God it's lunchtime!
Edited to Add: These are things I thought but did not say. These are not things that were said to me. God, that would have been awful. Sorry for any confusion.
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OMG. I can't believe these. Especially that first one. But really, all of them!
Jess - Hee. I didn't really say them. I just thought them.
Things I would say on Twitter, if I had it:
"I'm on Twitter. Plz kill me."
That's about it, really.
Beck - Oh, yeah, I forgot that one.
SO many times I wish I'd said those things to coworkers and clients. SO MANY TIMES. Glad you didn't really... and that's what a blog is for... to rant and rave.
Hyphen - Yep. It keeps me sane. Especially since I REALLY wanted to stand up and yell that first one at three different people. Can you say, fired, yo? Yeah. Good times.
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