Yesterday, one of my friends posted "RIP Patrick Swayze...I hate you lung cancer."
One of her friends corrected her, "I hate lung cancer too, but he had pancreatic cancer."
Another of my friends posted, "Come, Lord Jesus, come!"
ETA: One of her friends replied, "Amen and again I say Amen." Cannot. Stop. Laughing.
No, really, please come find me in hell. I'll be the one in the back corner, with the booze.