Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Evil Cackle

Remember this post? Well, since Monday, my Facebook status has been, "Shelly has a secret". Today, I got a message from Heather's sister saying, "What's your secret????" I wrote back to her, "If I tell you, it won't be a secret anymore...."

I have too much fun being a bitch.


Pickles and Dimes said...

Are you serious? How dumb do they think you are?

P.S. I saw your list of books on your sidebar. You should be on; you can arrange a virtual bookshelf of the books you've read.

Fiona Picklebottom said...

I think you should tell her that aliens from outer space are planning to take over the Earth on August 6th. You know this because the cable on your TV went out and through the static you heard their evil plans. You're telling everyone you know to go to Disney World on that date because it's the only place they plan to spare. They're sparing it because after they take over the world, they want to run a television ad that says:

Reporter: So, now that you've taken over the world, what do you plan to do next?

Alien super-being: We're going to Disney World!

Anonymous said...

You're not being a bitch. You're just more clever than they are.

Shelly said...

Shauna - I KNOW, RIGHT?!

Shelfari looks cool. I like GoodReads, too. And there's some kind of bookshelf thing on FB. I'm too lazy to list them all everywhere.

Shelly said...

Fiona - that is BRILLIANT! And I kind of worry about your subconscious.

Shelly said...

Shelly - Thank you, darlin'. I like to think of it that way, too.

Princess Extraordinaire said...

I love secrets...

Shelly said...

Princess - me too! Escpecially when they make the right people ask questions.

Janssen said...

Excellent work :)

There is such lovely lovely satisfaction in that kind of upper-handedness (and in making up phrases for me, apparently).

Shelly said...

Janssen - Thank you! Yes, I think upper-handedness IS the correct term for it.

Alice said...

haha AWESOME. i totally see you with the arched-finger, mr burns look right now ;-)

Shelly said...

Alice - Muhahahaha!

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