(Stolen with all my love from Shauna. Because she's awesome.)
Cat sneezes are funny. Cats coughing up hairballs is quality entertainment and tickets should be sold.
So far, this baby is pretty agreeable. I have not thrown up at all. (Knock on wood.)
It has its annoying habits, though. For example, it hates chicken. And this morning at 3 am, it wanted to stretch its legs. (Seriously, I woke up and COULD NOT get comfortable. I got up and went to the bathroom, even though I didn't have to pee, and it was happy. I could feel it stretch out a little.)
60 degree days are glorious. Immediately following a 60 degree day with a small snow/ freeze event and a high of 40 degrees is just cruel, however.
Buying maternity clothes at 4 weeks pregnant is wrong on MANY levels. Regardless, I will be doing so tonight.
Getting kicked in the eye at 3am by a two year old WILL piss me off. I may swear. - Correction: I will swear, I may threaten violence.
The Twilight series sucks. That said, the fourth book is BY FAR the best. There's a section written from Jacob's perspective that is almost (dare I say it?) almost good.
Renesmee Carlie Cullen is the worst character name I've ever read, and yes, I am including Trading Up, in which I mentally changed Comstock Dibble's name to Tom.
I have too much work to do to be writing this list. Oh well.
I am on Facebook, MySpace and LinkedIn and I still can't find my college roommate. Where the hell is that girl?!