Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Things That are True

(Stolen with all my love from Shauna. Because she's awesome.)

Cat sneezes are funny. Cats coughing up hairballs is quality entertainment and tickets should be sold.

So far, this baby is pretty agreeable. I have not thrown up at all. (Knock on wood.)

It has its annoying habits, though. For example, it hates chicken. And this morning at 3 am, it wanted to stretch its legs. (Seriously, I woke up and COULD NOT get comfortable. I got up and went to the bathroom, even though I didn't have to pee, and it was happy. I could feel it stretch out a little.)

60 degree days are glorious. Immediately following a 60 degree day with a small snow/ freeze event and a high of 40 degrees is just cruel, however.

Buying maternity clothes at 4 weeks pregnant is wrong on MANY levels. Regardless, I will be doing so tonight.

Getting kicked in the eye at 3am by a two year old WILL piss me off. I may swear. - Correction: I will swear, I may threaten violence.

The Twilight series sucks. That said, the fourth book is BY FAR the best. There's a section written from Jacob's perspective that is almost (dare I say it?) almost good.

Renesmee Carlie Cullen is the worst character name I've ever read, and yes, I am including Trading Up, in which I mentally changed Comstock Dibble's name to Tom.

I have too much work to do to be writing this list. Oh well.

I am on Facebook, MySpace and LinkedIn and I still can't find my college roommate. Where the hell is that girl?!


Pickles and Dimes said...

I just joined LinkedIn - I should try to find you!

The baby hates chicken? Oh no!

If you like the name Tom Dibble, you should know my best friend from high school was named Tom Dinkel.

Anonymous said...

Cat sneezes are funny UNLESS they are directly in your face. I had a cat who used to sneeze at me at least once a week, little bitch.

Shelly said...

Shauna - feel free. I use it WAY LESS than FB, but I'll certainly be your friend on there, too.

Eh. All babies have preferences. Since it's not making me throw up, I'll tolerate it.

LOL! I actually ignored the last name and called him just Tom. It was less painful that way.

Shelly said...

Shelly - nothing is pleasant if it's directly in your face.

Tess said...

Dude, WORDY WORD WORD on Twilight. When I read that "Renesmee" thing I literally rolled my eyes and thought "that is my new code for hideous baby name". WORST.

Shelly said...

Tess - I wondered if you had read that series! I knew you would hate it as much as I did. I rolled my eyes at Bella A LOT. Worst female character I've read in a long time. Hell yeah on the code for bad baby names.

Princess Extraordinaire said...

I think any excuse to buy new clothes is warrented!!

Shelly said...

Princess - yes, I totally agree!

Jess said...

I hated Comstock Dibble's name too, but the part I hated was the LAST name. ICK.

Shelly said...

Hey Jess - yeah, I agree. I ignored his last name altogether and just called him "Tom".