Friday, May 15, 2009

Hypothetically Speaking

If, hypothetically, you are constipated, you could eat a Fiber One bar to help with that problem. HOWEVER, if, hypothetically, you are NOT constipated, and in fact, generally lean a bit in the other direction, eating a Fiber One bar will have the same effect on you and try to correct the problem you DO NOT have. By the end of the day, you will be afraid to be more than 5 feet from a toilet. Y'know, HYPOTHETICALLY.

Sincerely,
The Girl Who Pooped 15 Times Yesterday

In other news, meet the world's smallest biker: (That's actually just a bandanna my husband uses when he works outside. No actual motorcycles were involved in the making of this picture.)

10 comments:

Shelly Overlook said...

HA! Our pediatrician told us to use the Fiber One bars when the toddler gets constipated. It works within minutes. Had no idea of the powers it also had over adults. Thanks for the warning!

Your biker babe is adorable!

Janssen said...

The Fiber One bars are CRAZY effective. I speak from experience :)

BeckEye said...

I just eat grapes. They taste much better than a crappy Fiber One bar, and they give me the pooping power of 10 men.

Shelly said...

Shelly - um, yeah, let's just say it was tremendously effective.

Thanks!

Shelly said...

Janssen - why yes, yes they are.

Shelly said...

BeckEye - Good to know. Which sucks, because I love grapes. Maybe I can just avoid eating them in large quantities.

Hyphen Mama said...

WHAT? How can I have asked 17 different pharmacists and physicians over the years WHAT to do to fix my hypothetical problem and they've NEVER told me to just grab a Fiber One bar. I'm adding that to my grocery list. Hypothetically, of course.

Incidentally, those Russell Stover sugar free candies have a wing-ding affect as well.

Shelly said...

Hyphen - well, it may not work for everyone. The co-worker who gave me the Fiber One bar says it doesn't work at all for her. But still, it's a cheap fix if it works. Best wishes to you. Hope it works as well for you as it did for me. Well, maybe not THAT well. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

Hyphen Mama said...

Fiber One should send you a kickback, because HOLY CRAP....it worked.

I thank you from the bottom of my.... oh, you get the idea. =)

Shelly said...

Hyphen - Glad to hear it! And I would accept any kickback from Fiber One except more of their products!