Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Christmas Pictures - FAIL

Do my children have a radar that tells them when I want to have professional pictures of them taken? Last year, in late November, Supergirl fell off the back porch and skinned up her nose. On Monday, Wildman fell and split his lip on the metal seam between the carpet and linoleum in between the kitchen and living room. He's fine, but his lip looks like hell.

At lunch, we played that game where you tell three facts about yourself, two true and one lie and everyone else has to guess which one is the lie. We played three rounds, which is fucking brutal to come up with. So I decided that I would post all three rounds of my facts and let you all guess which ones are lies.

Round One:
1. My husband was married twice before me.
2. I was fired from my first job (after college) for performance.
3. I can play the piano.

Round Two:
1. I started dance lessons when I was 3.
2. I worked for a US Congressman.
3. I was the valedictorian of my high school class.

Round Three:
1. I have a friend who is a transsexual.
2. I've had seven speeding tickets.
3. I've stayed friends with every guy with whom I've had a significant relationship.

Post your guesses in the comments and I'll give the answers tomorrow.


Pickles and Dimes said...

I love these!

I'll guess:

Round One: the lie is #1.

Round Two: the lie is #1.

Round Three: the lie is #2.

Anonymous said...

Oh man, this is HARD! My guess for the lies:
Round One: #2
Round Two: #2
Round Three: #2

Okay, apparently I am stuck on #2.

Shelly said...

Shauna - we had the BEST time playing at lunch.

Shelly said...

Shelly - I know! Even our Admin, whom I know really well, threw me on a couple of hers.

kirida said...

I looove this!

Okay my answers, wrong or not:

Round 1: Lie is #1.

Round 2: Lie is #3

Round 3: Lie is #2.

Shelly said...

Hey Mona - It is VERY FUN!

The Hotfessional said...

1. is the lie.

2. is the lie.

3. is the lie.

Shelly said...

Hot - heeheeeheee!

Jess said...

OK, my guesses:

Round 1: Number 1 is the lie.
Round 2: Number 1 is the lie.
Round 3: Number 3 is the lie.

Shelly said...

Jess - this is awesome. I am loving reading everyone's guesses.