Monday, September 24, 2007

Name Game

Well, this blog has been needing some levity lately. Okay, for the last two weeks. But seriously people, I have been swamped. So here, stolen from Todd, is the Name Game. (Oh! Be careful if you click on Todd's site today - it's not safe for work!) My comments are in italics.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)

Scooby Honda or Scooby Civic Either one sucks.

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)

Butter Pecan Sugar I would get shot faster than 50 cent.

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)

SLaw "Slaw"?! That's nowhere even close to fly.

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)

Gray Cat "We're going to have to call in Gray Cat on this one!"

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)

Alicia Salisbury Not to be confused with the steak.

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

Lawsh "Goddammit, Han, stop calling me Lush!"

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink)

The Blue Fuzzy Navel Now don't you wish you could see my costume?

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)

Henry Talmadge or Talmadge Henry Minus the gender issues, these are plausible Nascar names.

9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy)

Romance Almond Joy Sounds kinky.

10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )

Poole Talmadge or Talmadge Poole Once again, we're into gender issues here. And yes, these are my real parents real middle names. And you thought *your* middle name was bad.

11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)

Ihme Indianapolis Somehow, I don't see the major networks lining up to hire me.

12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)

Autumn Freesia Let's just say I wouldn't be undercover long with a name like that.

13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + "ie" or "y")

Peaches Mary Janey That's a porno cartoon, isn't it?

14. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)

Bagel Hickory That's just sad.

15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”)

The Photography Lightning Tour I kinda like that one.



Sara said...

This made me laugh so hard!!!!

Shelly said...

Thank you, Sara! I had left my ex-friend's rant up way too long and I just wanted to replace it with something silly