So Mona stole this idea from a radio show called Too Beautiful to Live and I'm stealing it from her. Apparently, they do a regular feature called "Awesome! Not Awesome!" in which they proclaim new and other tidbits awesome or not awesome. Actually, this reminds me of something my high school newspaper used to do. Our mascot was the Wildcat, so they did a regular feature called Cat Pats and Kitty Litter. Cat Pats were given for good stuff, Kitty Litters for bad. So here are my Cat Pats and Kitty Litters for today:
Cat Pat to the fact that I'm not pregnant. Feeling nauseous sucks.
Kitty Litter to the fact that I'm not pregnant. I was kind of looking forward to another screaming little munchkin.
Cat Pat to the Intern at work for doing some projects for me yesterday. She rocked the house and got a ton of shit done that I haven't been able to get to for months!
Kitty Litter to me for being an unproductive sack of shit yesterday. I even forgot to attend a meeting.
Cat Pat to Rock for taking Wildman to his checkup today!
Kitty Litter to me (again!) for scheduling the appointment on Memorial Day week and not being able to take time off to go. This is the first checkup I've missed.
Cat Pat to Wildman, who is in the 40th percentile for height! Whoohoo!
Kitty Litter to premature birth, which has caused him to have to play catch-up.
Cat Pat to Memorial Day weekend, which was awesome even though we didn't do much except grill out on Sunday. I picked up some pre-made kebabs at the grocery, Rock's mother made macaroni salad and a pumpkin pie. Yum!
Kitty Litter to pumpkin pie for being so damn fattening. You taste so good, why must you be so bad?!
Cat Pat to the judge who sentenced Nick Hogan to jail time (hope it's lots!).
Kitty Litter to the Hogans, for being such insensitive douchebags. "John was a really negative person." What a pack of assholes!
Tell me - what is awesome and not awesome in your life right now?