Thursday, February 7, 2008

More Things Unsaid: Ex-Boyfriends Edition!

Believe it or not, that first list did not include any ex-boyfriends. So I got to thinking about those guys. The Ex List:

1. I broke your record. You weren't my last step before marriage. I came damn close to marrying the guy after you, but realized at almost the last minute that he wasn't the right one for me. I did marry the guy after him, though, so you were the next-to-last step before marriage.

2. I think you are probably gay. You may never admit it, but I think you probably are. I still wish you the best. We had a good time together.

3. You are one of the best stories from my dating history. I'm glad now that we didn't really date. Sorry I was such a dumb teeny-bopper back then. Now I would laugh at someone who didn't know what I didn't know then.

4. I heard a sad, pathetic story about what you had been up to several years back. I'm sure it was true because it had all of your hallmarks - expecting things to fall into your lap, not doing what you are assigned to do because you think it's beneath you, sending a woman to handle situations you are too embarrassed to handle yourself. I'm so glad I got away from you.

5. What was your DEAL? We only dated a couple weeks and you broke up with me. Then you hated me for years. And I tried really hard to be nice to you, because I didn't have any bad feelings towards you. What the fuck, dude?

8 comments:

Shelly Overlook said...

Oh geez, the Ex edition of things unsaid is FUN but would take me months!

Shelly said...

Shelly - I found it funny that I had more things to say to guys I dated for very short amounts of time than to the guys I dated for a long time. Maybe I said everything to them.

Pickles & Dimes said...

One of these could be for my ex-husband.

Shelly said...

Ooh, Shauna, which one? Sorry, couldn't resist.

The Hotfessional said...

I think I dated #5, too.

Shelly said...

Hey Hot! Really? What the hell was up with him, then? I never figured that dude out. I did hear that he later had a nervous breakdown, so maybe there were more problems than I knew about.

desperate housewife said...

Wow, I should totally rip this post topic some time. Fun stuff!

Shelly said...

Hey desperate housewife and welcome! Help yourself to the topic! I had fun with it.