An Ode to My New Purse
This new purse is too small
For all the shit I carry
This makes me sad,
For I love it -
Its fat, round shape
The smell of the new leather,
The fat round shoulder straps
The basic black that goes with everything
The way there's just enough room
Between the straps and the opening of the purse
To still reach into the purse
When it's on my shoulder
I tried to pare down,
Put less stuff in
Only the essentials
But the purse
Is still too full
Stuff bulges out the top
I've carried it for three days now
So far nothing has fallen out
But I think that's just luck
Not a sign that the purse
Will work long-term
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8 comments:
I hate it when a new purse doesn't work out. I think you should get a 3 day at home trial before you have to commit to buying a purse. You never know until you try it out full of your stuff.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. Brilliant.
Shelly - that is a brilliant idea. Yeah, I probably wouldn't have committed to buying this one if I saw how much of stuff is bulging out the top.
Shauna - Thanks!
I want to see a picture of the purse.
hahahaha! Do you think they'd let you return it?
Nicole - I'll see what I can do.
Hyphen - They might, but I go back and forth hourly about whether or not it really isn't going to work out. I think I'm in denial.
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